1192.et al (a) Except as provided in this section and in Sections 1193,1194, and 1195, evidence of a(any)minor home repair taking less than two full weekend days, fourteen trips to home repair store (including returns of parts that are missing parts, wrong parts, forgotten parts, or any combination, thereof...) is unsubtantiated and dismmisable as a fluke, or otherwise, as Divine Intervention. Proof of such, unless videotaped, is inadmissable as evidence in Homeowner sanity hearing.
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LOL! Plead the fifth!
Looks like you are having a lot of fun! Not!!
*LAUGHING!*.....
From the disclaimer at the top...I gather you are taking that new job to heart...written quite well from a legal standpoint!
Visiting from Alicia's site. Are we perhaps married to the same man? We've been working on our basement floor for... umm.. hell I don't know. Weeks?
I will definitely be back!
Uh-oh!
har har har
love it.
Renee xoxo
Debra-Hee-hee! We finally got it together Monday morning with yet another trip to the plumbing store. Unbelievable. Every time we tackle a project like this, we swear, never again! And yet....
Bonnie, You're so right. Not. Thank God it's done. Seriously. We don't appreciate our water faucets enough. :p)
Kathryn, :p) My (now, defunct) Faucet is pleased to have made you smile....xo
Alicia--it's one of those jobs that wakes you up at 4 am with little ugly light bulb DOH! moments. So while the lingo is rubbing off, some days...under the sink doesn't look so bad....
rxBambi--Thanks so much for stopping by and following me! I'm gonna stop by your site as soon as I get a chance. Now that I'm out from under the sink! Take care.
Renee and Stratega--I love you guys! x0x0
Good Morning...I've got a Kreativ Blogger Award waiting for you over at GrannyMountain!
Joy C.
I'm checking you out from Granny Mountains web site - you're a hoot. Bet my husband has a lot in common with yours.
jaja, se rompio la cocina? es muy feo que pase eso
Giggle snort..I can see th law office is wearing off on you...giggle.I looove it!! Sorry about the sink though!! But the writing that came out of it was a hoot! Love you hon, Sarah
Dear Joycee-- Thank you so much! That is so, so nice of you! I'm so honored you'd think of me! I really enjoy your blog. Give me a few days to take care of businees as I try to think of seven quickies that will not leave you snoring. :p) Thanks!
Dear Chatty, Thanks for stopping by! I'm always so glad to meet new people here. I checked out your blog and loved it!
Alejandro,
Ah, si. Feo. Muy, muy feo. :p)
Mal, cocina. Mal!
Thanks, Sarah. Feel better, honey. Just think, your kitchen sink could be broken. But look! It's still working. Right? xoxoxoB
Finally...after so many lost weekends of trying to be a plumber...my husband has officially decided he just isn't a plumber! Hurray hurray hip hip hurray!!!!!
Thank God and pass the mashed potatoes! :)
Kelly--hahahahahahaha!
Oh, poor David. I hope he was eventually successful. I see you are really getting the hang of that legal lingo. : )
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