Sunday, November 8, 2009

We're Missing What?

Home Repair Code: 1192-79333

1192.et al (a) Except as provided in this section and in Sections 1193,1194, and 1195, evidence of a(any)minor home repair taking less than two full weekend days, fourteen trips to home repair store (including returns of parts that are missing parts, wrong parts, forgotten parts, or any combination, thereof...) is unsubtantiated and dismmisable as a fluke, or otherwise, as Divine Intervention. Proof of such, unless videotaped, is inadmissable as evidence in Homeowner sanity hearing.


24 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

LOL! Plead the fifth!

Bonnie, Original Art Studio said...

Looks like you are having a lot of fun! Not!!

Kathryn Magendie said...

*LAUGHING!*.....

Alicia @ boylerpf said...

From the disclaimer at the top...I gather you are taking that new job to heart...written quite well from a legal standpoint!

rxBambi said...

Visiting from Alicia's site. Are we perhaps married to the same man? We've been working on our basement floor for... umm.. hell I don't know. Weeks?
I will definitely be back!

stregata said...

Uh-oh!

Renee said...

har har har

love it.

Renee xoxo

Barbara said...

Debra-Hee-hee! We finally got it together Monday morning with yet another trip to the plumbing store. Unbelievable. Every time we tackle a project like this, we swear, never again! And yet....

Barbara said...

Bonnie, You're so right. Not. Thank God it's done. Seriously. We don't appreciate our water faucets enough. :p)

Barbara said...

Kathryn, :p) My (now, defunct) Faucet is pleased to have made you smile....xo

Barbara said...

Alicia--it's one of those jobs that wakes you up at 4 am with little ugly light bulb DOH! moments. So while the lingo is rubbing off, some days...under the sink doesn't look so bad....

Barbara said...

rxBambi--Thanks so much for stopping by and following me! I'm gonna stop by your site as soon as I get a chance. Now that I'm out from under the sink! Take care.

Barbara said...

Renee and Stratega--I love you guys! x0x0

Joycee said...

Good Morning...I've got a Kreativ Blogger Award waiting for you over at GrannyMountain!
Joy C.

Chatty Crone said...

I'm checking you out from Granny Mountains web site - you're a hoot. Bet my husband has a lot in common with yours.

Alejandro said...

jaja, se rompio la cocina? es muy feo que pase eso

Sarah said...

Giggle snort..I can see th law office is wearing off on you...giggle.I looove it!! Sorry about the sink though!! But the writing that came out of it was a hoot! Love you hon, Sarah

Barbara said...

Dear Joycee-- Thank you so much! That is so, so nice of you! I'm so honored you'd think of me! I really enjoy your blog. Give me a few days to take care of businees as I try to think of seven quickies that will not leave you snoring. :p) Thanks!

Barbara said...

Dear Chatty, Thanks for stopping by! I'm always so glad to meet new people here. I checked out your blog and loved it!

Barbara said...

Alejandro,

Ah, si. Feo. Muy, muy feo. :p)
Mal, cocina. Mal!

Barbara said...

Thanks, Sarah. Feel better, honey. Just think, your kitchen sink could be broken. But look! It's still working. Right? xoxoxoB

Kelly Lish said...

Finally...after so many lost weekends of trying to be a plumber...my husband has officially decided he just isn't a plumber! Hurray hurray hip hip hurray!!!!!
Thank God and pass the mashed potatoes! :)

Barbara said...

Kelly--hahahahahahaha!

A Palmer said...

Oh, poor David. I hope he was eventually successful. I see you are really getting the hang of that legal lingo. : )